Ang baws ni Lory

If you will win the contest, why?

Mao ni ang pangutana nga nagtangag og tae, aw dakong gante diay! Sus, si Lory mobaws jud. Unsaon naman lang ning pangutanaha nga dili man ni matawag og, sa iningles pa, “sentence”. Diba mam Lory, a sentence is a group of words which expresses a complete thought? Susmaryosep, bisan unsaon nako’g kalkal akong utok maglisod jud ko’g tubag. Bugoy-bugoy man ni imoha mam Lory oi. Asa naman ang hustisya ani? Maru-maru ka dah para lang makabaws hahahahaha. Tubagon nalang sad ni nako’g kinalog oi.. hahahahaha

If I will win the contest, because I am very handsome (ohhh pretentious bastard!). Unsaon man jud ni pagtubag ha!! Ahh, bahala ka mam Lory, ako jud ning i-reconstruct imong pangutana. Og mao ni ang ninanoktok sa ganghaan sa akong alimpatakan:

If you will win the contest, do you consider yourself as the most handsome guy and why?

Huh, saperns!! Naa mo anang pangutanaha? hahahahaha

Salmo responsoryo ang akong tubag mao kini:

Absolutely yes! I consider myself as the most handsome and unique because I am the most pretentious-shameless-stupid kid around. Magbuot mo kung akong gi-usab ang pangutana? Magbuot mo kung mao ni akong tubag? Kamo bay gwapo lalim ba? Kamo bay botboton lalim bah? Haaayyyy, nagsalimu-ang uroy ko aning pangutanaha..

O kani beh, ako ning ipatubag ninyo.. Ako nalang tingbon tanan ha.. Tubaga ni akong mga pangutana ha? Para ni sa tanang mobasa ani….. hehehehehe

“If a man with no arms has a gun, is he armed?”
“If a turtle has no shell, is it homeless or naked?”
“If they have calculated the speed of light, so what’s the speed of dark?”
“Why are they called restrooms if you don’t rest in them?”
“Why are they called apartments if they all stuck together?”
“Why do they use sterillized needles for lethal injections?”
“If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?”
“Who closes the door after the bus driver get’s out?”

“Who suggested the suggested retail price?”

Og ang pinaka last nga pangutana..

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